Paradise Falls

This is a real online conversation About how Kirk couldn't possibly be the root of all our problems
the Names have not been changed
The innocent are already dead

AirBoardX (9:42:57 PM): quest time
Ronin Rion (9:43:12 PM): does this mean we need to bring Kirk along...
Ronin Rion (9:43:18 PM): all he does is horde quest EXP
AirBoardX (9:43:33 PM): no best if we keep him out of this
AirBoardX (9:45:41 PM): plus he would most likely betray us and take our action figures after we found them
Ronin Rion (9:46:05 PM): probably, or turn out to be reason why they're on back order in the first place

AirBoardX (9:47:46 PM): no hes not that smart
Ronin Rion (9:48:13 PM): well he did get you to believe that I was a demon
AirBoardX (9:48:38 PM): you are a demon
Ronin Rion (9:48:50 PM): no I'm not!
AirBoardX (9:48:51 PM): but i dont belive that he is an angel
Ronin Rion (9:49:22 PM): I swear to god if you call me a demon one more time I will personally damn you to the redesigned 11th ring of hell!!
AirBoardX (9:50:08 PM): kirk is most likely a demon posing as an angel if anything
Ronin Rion (9:50:56 PM): or he's just a puny human, incapable of the contemplating the grand scal and design of the demon's plans
Ronin Rion (9:51:05 PM): that...I obviously know nothing about.